GTE YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding

In GTE YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding, you play as a humanoid creature with a radioactive aura whose sole goal is to train to the point of breaking all laws of physics.

Imagine:

• You twerk until your glutes are as big as your head.
• You lift invisible weights that stretch your spine by meters.
• You can perform surgery on the spot to repair torn muscles and then continue twerking until they break again.

This is not your average bodybuilding simulation. This is a metaphysical journey to become a person with a strange body.

How to play GTE YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding

• Gameplay mechanics: Cards, workout schedules, and infinite endurance
• You start on the Zen Deck, where each day is divided into training each muscle group: arms, legs, chest, back, and glutes.
• You use stamina, fatigue, and cards to choose exercises, such as
  • Twerk to summon a Kettlebell card (an exercise that doesn't use stamina but tears your butt).
  • Meditate to draw more cards and increase your strength.
  • Get Hyped to free stamina for the next exercise.
• The more you practice, the more deformed you become. Muscles so big that they cover your face. Every squat is a physical surrender.

Join bodybuilding competitions and win titles

Each competition you participate in has its own rules:

• On the first day of competition, you must achieve 30 gains - increase muscle.
• After that, just looking at you will make your opponents want to give up. You must:
  • Distribute stamina intelligently.
  • Accept frequent muscle tears.
  • Take advantage of full-body massages to regenerate soft tissue.

GTE YOKED is a card game - bodybuilding simulation - funny to the point of being scary. While there are no ghosts or monsters, you will see a once-human creature slowly become a moving, muscular statue. You will laugh, then panic, then laugh again as you look at your character… 10 meters tall, 60 points butt, back curved like a rainbow, and unable to bend his knees. If you prefer more conventional horror games, check out Italian Animals Check.