PLEASE DONT FEED ME

Rating:5 (1 votes)
Played:18 times
Developer:gregs-games
Released:September 2025
Platform:Browser
Technology:HTML5

PLEASE DON’T FEED ME is a roguelike game with a deckbuilder feel, where you play as a gluttonous monster with a simple yet challenging goal: make a man eat 4 pineapples.

How to play PLEASE DON’T FEED ME

  • Shovel food, earn cash: The mission starts simple: stuff food into the guy’s mouth to earn money.
  • Upgrade & plan: Use money to buy more food and help him increase his capacity and eat more.
  • Pineapples = big goal: Pineapples are expensive, requiring you to plan your finances wisely while managing your daily food intake.

Challenges in PLEASE DON’T FEED ME

  • Don’t overdo it: If you overfeed him, he will vomit, ruining all previous efforts.
  • Choose your food wisely: Some special dishes can trigger Binge!, which is extremely risky but has high potential for rewards if managed properly.

Why PLEASE DON’T FEED ME is appealing

  • Strategy & risk management: Players must balance between gaining weight and earning money while choosing the right food.
  • Unique style: The game blends deckbuilder, roguelike, and feeding elements with a fun low-poly art style.
  • Simple but challenging mission: Only one goal but the ways to achieve it are rich and addictive.

PLEASE DON’T FEED ME is a fun, challenging, and different experience where players must consider every piece of food to reach the final goal. If you like games that combine strategy, risk management, and humor, this is definitely a choice not to be missed. Discover more horror and thriller games, such as Escape the Ayuwoki.

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